Violet Dehumanizes Elegant Elliot Offen – 5 of 5

The hard to find classic, riiiight!?

From Elegant Himself: “I HAVE BEEN A LONG DISTANCE RUNNER FOR 15-18 HIGH-VOLTAGE MILES A DAY INDEFATIGABLY FOR 20 YEARS!!!-AND DOING IT IN GIRLS EXIGUOUS AND DIAPHANOUS LINGERIE FOR 15 YEARS WIDE OPEN IN PUBLIC!!!!
I AM A WORLDWIDE CELEBRITY AND CURRENT PERSONA NON GRATA ON THE HOWARD STERN SHOW!!! I TOOK STERN APART ON HIS OWN SHOW LIVE FOR THE WORLD TO HEAR!!! I TOLD HIM THAT HE GOT BOOTED OFF OF K-ROCK-THAT HE’S GOT ONLY NINETY PEOPLE LISTENING TO HIM-THAT HE IS IN THE TWILIGHT OF HIS ILLUSTRIOUS CAREER!!! I TOLD HIM HIS WIFE THREW HIM OUT OF HIS OWN JOINT-THAT SHE KICKED HIM TO THE CURB!!! HIS CHICK BETH GOT SPIT ON BY SOME STREET URCHIN AND STERN LIKE THE RUSTY NAIL RECLUSE THAT HE IS-HE RAN FOR COVER UNDER A CAB!!! IF SOME FLUNKIE SPIT ON MY CHICK I WOULD PULL OUT MY SEMI-AUTOMATIC BERNADELLI AND BLOW APART HIS MELON HEAD UNTIL HIS BRAIN WAS COATING THE PAVEMENT!!! SO STERN HAD ME BANNED FROM THE MACGRAW HILL BUILDING-AND BLAMED IT ON MY VIOLENT BEHAVIOR-LIKE WHEN I BUSTED UP HIS WALL!!! CURRENTLY I AM RELEGATED TO BEING INTERVIEWED FROM THE STREET BEHIND THE CASTLE WALLS!!! BUT I HAVE HIGH QUALITY MERCHANDISE TO SELL-PRODUCT TO PUSH-THAT IS ONE OF TWO REASONS I CREATED AN ACCOUNT HERE AT FRIENDSTER!!!
I HAVE MY MOVIE “VIOLET DEHUMANIZES ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN” NOW AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE!!!-IT INCLUDES A BIOGRAPHICAL NARRATIVE DOCUMENTING MY CRIMINAL PAST-MY HIGH-VOLTAGE DEATH-DEFYING RUNNING-PLENTY OF EROTIC DANCING-AND MY OWN VIOLATION AT THE HANDS OF THE BOMBSHELL VIOLET!!! LOS ANGELES TOUGH GUY JOHNNY FRATTO WHO HAS BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK MORE THAN ONCE SAID MY MOVIE WAS “DISTURBING”!!! I AM ALSO SELLING GANGSTERTALK T-SHIRTS-THE KIND SPORTED BY HOWARD 100 NEWS REPORTER SHULI ON A RECENT EPISODE OF HOWARD TV-THEN WE HAVE FAN CLUB MEMBERSHIP FEATURING THE EXCLUSIVE ANNUAL PHONE CALL FROM ME-IN WHICH I WILL VERBALLY SODOMIZE AND VICTIMIZE YOU OR ANYBODY YOU CAN THINK OF!!!”

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