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Dakota Fanning With fans at the 11th Annual 5K Mattel Children’s

WHAT: Actress Dakota Fanning, star of “The Twilight Saga: New Moon,” “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” and “The Runaways,” will host the 11th annual UCLA 5K Run/Walk to benefit the Child Life/Child Development program at Mattel Children’s Hospital UCLA. In addition to the 5-kilometer run/walk through the UCLA campus, the student-organized event will feature live entertainment, a silent auction, prizes, and activities for kids, including a bounce-ball station and face painting. Additional celebrities scheduled to appear include Tyler Williams (“Everybody Hates Chris”), Josie Loren (“Make It Or Break It”), Max Burkholder (“Parenthood”), Jackson Rogow (“Dude, What Would Happen”) and Lucas Till (“Hannah Montana: The Movie”). WHEN: Sunday, May 23 • 6 a.m.: registration begins • 7:10 a.m.: opening ceremonies • 8 a.m.: 5K run/walk begins • 11 a.m.: runner awards WHERE: Bruin Plaza, 308 Westwood Plaza, UCLA campus PHOTO | INTERVIEW OPPORTUNITIES: • Actress Dakota Fanning • Additional celebrity participants • UCLA student organizers • UCLA Child Life/Child Development staff • Hundreds of participants, including students, medical staff and patients INFORMATION: For more information or to register to participate in the 5K event, please visit www.runwalk.ucla.edu. BACKGROUND: Proceeds will directly benefit the internationally renowned Child Life/Child Development Program at Mattel Children’s Hospital UCLA. Established in 1968, the program was one of the first of its kind in the country and continues to be a model for other medical centers. The Child Life program addresses the unique needs of pediatric patients — especially the critically and chronically ill — by offering play therapy, expert consultations and genuine support for the patients and their families. CONTACT: Lauren Wada, Run/Walk at UCLA Public Relations, laurenwada@gmail.com, 650-906-7653 (cell) PARKING: Media should call contact to arrange parking.

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Violet Dehumanizes Elegant Elliot Offen – 5 of 5

The hard to find classic, riiiight!?

From Elegant Himself: “I HAVE BEEN A LONG DISTANCE RUNNER FOR 15-18 HIGH-VOLTAGE MILES A DAY INDEFATIGABLY FOR 20 YEARS!!!-AND DOING IT IN GIRLS EXIGUOUS AND DIAPHANOUS LINGERIE FOR 15 YEARS WIDE OPEN IN PUBLIC!!!!
I AM A WORLDWIDE CELEBRITY AND CURRENT PERSONA NON GRATA ON THE HOWARD STERN SHOW!!! I TOOK STERN APART ON HIS OWN SHOW LIVE FOR THE WORLD TO HEAR!!! I TOLD HIM THAT HE GOT BOOTED OFF OF K-ROCK-THAT HE’S GOT ONLY NINETY PEOPLE LISTENING TO HIM-THAT HE IS IN THE TWILIGHT OF HIS ILLUSTRIOUS CAREER!!! I TOLD HIM HIS WIFE THREW HIM OUT OF HIS OWN JOINT-THAT SHE KICKED HIM TO THE CURB!!! HIS CHICK BETH GOT SPIT ON BY SOME STREET URCHIN AND STERN LIKE THE RUSTY NAIL RECLUSE THAT HE IS-HE RAN FOR COVER UNDER A CAB!!! IF SOME FLUNKIE SPIT ON MY CHICK I WOULD PULL OUT MY SEMI-AUTOMATIC BERNADELLI AND BLOW APART HIS MELON HEAD UNTIL HIS BRAIN WAS COATING THE PAVEMENT!!! SO STERN HAD ME BANNED FROM THE MACGRAW HILL BUILDING-AND BLAMED IT ON MY VIOLENT BEHAVIOR-LIKE WHEN I BUSTED UP HIS WALL!!! CURRENTLY I AM RELEGATED TO BEING INTERVIEWED FROM THE STREET BEHIND THE CASTLE WALLS!!! BUT I HAVE HIGH QUALITY MERCHANDISE TO SELL-PRODUCT TO PUSH-THAT IS ONE OF TWO REASONS I CREATED AN ACCOUNT HERE AT FRIENDSTER!!!
I HAVE MY MOVIE “VIOLET DEHUMANIZES ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN” NOW AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE!!!-IT INCLUDES A BIOGRAPHICAL NARRATIVE DOCUMENTING MY CRIMINAL PAST-MY HIGH-VOLTAGE DEATH-DEFYING RUNNING-PLENTY OF EROTIC DANCING-AND MY OWN VIOLATION AT THE HANDS OF THE BOMBSHELL VIOLET!!! LOS ANGELES TOUGH GUY JOHNNY FRATTO WHO HAS BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK MORE THAN ONCE SAID MY MOVIE WAS “DISTURBING”!!! I AM ALSO SELLING GANGSTERTALK T-SHIRTS-THE KIND SPORTED BY HOWARD 100 NEWS REPORTER SHULI ON A RECENT EPISODE OF HOWARD TV-THEN WE HAVE FAN CLUB MEMBERSHIP FEATURING THE EXCLUSIVE ANNUAL PHONE CALL FROM ME-IN WHICH I WILL VERBALLY SODOMIZE AND VICTIMIZE YOU OR ANYBODY YOU CAN THINK OF!!!”

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